Since finding out the Log is a Blackbelt Pie Ninja, I don't reckon he won at all, I think he slapped the buggers into giving him the award. Probably gave them a classic 1-2 combo of punch to the nads and custard pie in the mush.
Congrats mate, thoroughly deserved
“It's a movie. If you are going to believe and be affected by an action film, you shouldn't go to see Pocahontas because you are going to think you are a Disney princess” Chloe Grace Moretz, what a legend.