There was no crime, no war and no hate until Pong hit the arcades
Seriously though, what is wrong with these people. Why are they so stupid? I can forgive them for voting a monkey as president twice but now, I mean, come on, you have easy access to firearms and that is never entertained as a potential factor. How do you explain our history of violence before video games, the holocaust? The various wars of man? Slavery? If you believe the bible, as many of you do, my dear Americans, then violence is part of us, and has been since Cain killed Abel, or are you saying that Cain wanted Abel's Gameboy?
This is the most powerful nation on Earth ladies and gentlemen, and we should all be very afraid.
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