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EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space 3 DL

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The fastest way to a woman's heart is through her ribcage

Ever one to seize a seasonal opportunity, EA is giving away a couple of Dead Space 3 download codes to celebrate Valentine's Day - that holiest of days, when couples renew their affection for one another by blasting hideous outer space monsters square in the joints with obscenely dangerous engineering implements. Or, if you're the less demonstrative type, by scavenging for weapon components together. It's a metaphor, silly. Those weapon components stand for LOVE.... read more

EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space 3 DL

Postby Jowwdown » 14 Feb 2013, 13:58

Carver is red,
Issac is blue,
Come get me Necromorphs,
And say hello to my BOOTS!

Good luck to everyone who enters!
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EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space 3 DL

Postby Jordan Tough » 14 Feb 2013, 14:01

I LOVE Dead Space
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby golliwoza » 14 Feb 2013, 14:07

Marker me your Valentine.

God that was an awful one.
Where we are going we wont need eyes to see.
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby TommyJH4 » 14 Feb 2013, 14:10

Make Us Whole.... On Valentines day.
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby StrangeRacoon » 14 Feb 2013, 14:16

Isaac prepare to die - Love necromorphs
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby StrangeRacoon » 14 Feb 2013, 14:20

Have a dismembering valentines day - Love Necromorth
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby FishyGinger » 14 Feb 2013, 14:29

Oh dear....
I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby CunningSmile » 14 Feb 2013, 14:41

Nicole -

You made me the man I am today...F***ing insane

- Isaac
I miss my care free youth when my biggest concern was where to hide the latest body
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby SidTheSloth » 14 Feb 2013, 14:45

Dearest Isaac,

You've heard of course that roses are red,
and obviously no doubt that violets are blue?
You may ask of course what's this to you?
It's valentines of course so here's what you must do...

Run back to that door where death us did near,
And take on those Necros, forgetting all fear!
What's that? Don't cry, i know it's too small,
a gun that little, it'll be no use at all...
but wait my dear, no matter, rejoice,
I hear a new rifle's available - only 1200 points!

All my love, Frank xxx
Sid is waving. Waving goodbye. It means he's leaving now. He's going. His final message to you, dear reader, is to always wash your hands after making a big pooh, and to remember that Hyrule Warriors is a thing…!
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby GamerTag Jim60 » 14 Feb 2013, 15:18

Valentines day is a little bit gay but I wrote this for you just to say,
without being pushy, I'll avoid being mushy, there's a game we could play by EA.
Nothing could be more romantic, I'm not being pedantic, whip out your plasma cutter see.
I'll make a nice cup of tea, but try not to wee when we're playing some Dead Space 3.
It gets pretty gory and there's even a story to keep us entertained all day.
Just trust in your man, you'll become a fan, Dead Space 3 is the valentines way.
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby RetroDad » 14 Feb 2013, 15:18

To my love Nicole..

You appear in my head the weakest part,
I'm plasma cutting my way to your heart,
I lost you on the Ishimura,
Want you to know that I still adore ya,
To make us whole and interlace,
I'll converge with you and create dead space...

Yours and pressing x rapidly always,

Isaac.
I'll state what I want to state in whatever state I happen to be in!
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby Scotacon » 14 Feb 2013, 15:22

The blood stained floors are red,
Kinetic Locks are blue,
Whatever lies beyond the door,
It only wants you...

Love Issac xx

:D
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby paulmackLXG » 14 Feb 2013, 15:26

Roses are red,
Blood is red,
Necromorphs are dead,
Eat my buzz saw.
Issac.
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby TommyJH4 » 14 Feb 2013, 15:36

The only religion for me is YOUnitology. (This card is better with kinect sensor)
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Re: EA celebrates Valentine's Day by giving away Dead Space

Postby fracturedrich » 14 Feb 2013, 15:54

Roses are red my line gun to open your legs and let me use my electrified ripper blade on you.
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