I thank the Lord Gates that I never saw action in the RROD, having spent many a long night as a Married Man unable to to press the Guide Button for fear of "The Glare" (you know the one, dear friends - in my nightmares it scares me still). I did, however, face the horrors of Eastenders and Coronation Street as a result. A particularly harrowing trade-off.
Now, with controller in hand, I announce my intent to close my eyes and volunteer without a second thought when the new battle doth commence.
Johnny Third-Party is a spineless, arse-licking chameleon