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1200 MP for Shepard's last hurrah

Mass Effect 3's Citadel DLC add-on is now yours for the taking on Xbox Live Marketplace. It comes in two downloads, weighing in at just over 2GB in total, and costs 1200 MP. Queue up the file here.... read more

Mass Effect 3's Citadel DLC hits Xbox Live

Postby Bezza89 » 05 Mar 2013, 14:45

That looks really cheesy, but if there's one thing I need in my life it's badly textured side boob so I'm buying! :roll:
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Postby CunningSmile » 05 Mar 2013, 14:54

Just when you thought Miranda's outfits couldn't get any more gratuitous...
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Postby OXM ETboy » 05 Mar 2013, 14:59

Perhaps she fell on some scissors.
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Postby Plamsa wing » 05 Mar 2013, 15:03

Was that Ashley in one of those PVC skirts? I swear someone has a fetish for the stuff at Bioware.

They've stuck PVC on plastic... they've hired Mitch haven't they? :shock:
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Postby Bezza89 » 05 Mar 2013, 15:08

I don't even think Mitch sinks that low... Ha! Who am I kidding.

I'm still not sure what this dlc is, that woman in the video had the acting skills of a stripper 'someone is trying to kill you, no it's someone new'. Hell, I could have pulled off frantic woman better.
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Postby OXM ETboy » 05 Mar 2013, 15:11

Bezza89 wrote:Hell, I could have pulled off frantic woman better.


What's stopping you?

/popcorn
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Postby FishyGinger » 05 Mar 2013, 15:16

OXM ETboy wrote:Perhaps she fell on some scissors.


It's perfectly acceptable when saving the galaxy to wear something that allows for a lot of air flow, so as to keep the body from overheating. That's what I'm telling the lady anyways.

It's a well known fact cheetahs could kill themselves by running for too long and overheating, maybe if they did away with all over body fur and just got some furry knickers and a bra they'd be the ultimate killers.
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Postby Bezza89 » 05 Mar 2013, 15:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLkCxhVt2Y

I'm liking how specific you can be with google and still get a hit.
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Postby Mendes » 05 Mar 2013, 16:19

OXM ETboy wrote:
Bezza89 wrote:Hell, I could have pulled off frantic woman better.


What's stopping you?

/popcorn


I'm just glad it wasn't a frantic man or Bezza's comment would have taken on a WHOLE different meaning!! Bioware would have been catapulted right back in to a sex scandalous controversy!
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Postby OXM ETboy » 05 Mar 2013, 17:24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLkCxhVt2Y


I like the cut of her gib (as opposed to her neckline - badumtish) but she's hardly what I'd call frantic.

Lara knows how:

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Postby Bezza89 » 05 Mar 2013, 17:35

Still better than whoever bioware hired.
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Postby msbhvn » 05 Mar 2013, 17:55

Bezza89 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLkCxhVt2Y

I'm liking how specific you can be with google and still get a hit.


That reminds me of the episode of Farscape where the characters all kept swapping bodies. When Crichton was in Aeryn's body, he opened her top, looked down and shimmied her shoulders.

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Postby SidTheSloth » 05 Mar 2013, 18:00

Bezza89 wrote:Still better than whoever bioware hired.


Who they'll no doubt now confirm plays the lead in the new Dragon Age game at E3 (because life's like that)? :wink:
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Postby Insaneyokel » 06 Mar 2013, 10:11

Well if PVC and miranda's costumes are anything to go by I am not looking forward to future fashion, will have to slim down to a size zero!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby CunningSmile » 06 Mar 2013, 11:05

Insaneyokel wrote:Well if PVC and miranda's costumes are anything to go by I am not looking forward to future fashion, will have to slim down to a size zero!!!!!!! :lol:


I think the answer to that may be the same as the creator of Star Trek when he was asked why in the future they hadn't cured baldness? "In the future, no one will care."

At least I hope so, I really don't have the stomach for all those one piece jumpsuits science fiction is obsessed with :oops:
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