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Video: we've fixed Assassin's Creed 3's civilian dialogue

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Video: we've fixed Assassin's Creed 3's civilian dialogue

Postby Metalrodent » 01 Apr 2013, 10:31

well done chaps, made me laugh more than any other sites efforts today
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Re: Video: we've fixed Assassin's Creed 3's civilian dialogu

Postby hugheyb » 01 Apr 2013, 11:11

No, on second thoughts, let's not go to Boston. It is a silly place.
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Re: Video: we've fixed Assassin's Creed 3's civilian dialogu

Postby OXM ETboy » 01 Apr 2013, 11:44

hugheyb wrote:No, on second thoughts, let's not go to Boston. It is a silly place.


Hah!

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Re: Video: we've fixed Assassin's Creed 3's civilian dialogu

Postby msbhvn » 01 Apr 2013, 16:18

"Parkour wanker!" Instant classic. :lol:

My attempt:

NPC 1: "Well this is much better than Renaissance Italy, at least I don't have to put on a really bad accent."

NPC 2: "I work for Belethor at the General Goods store. I also seem to be in the wrong game."

NPC 3 (as Connor does an Air Assassination): "Na na na na na na na na BATMAAAAAAN!"

NPC 4: "I totally thought that bit at the theatre at the beginning was Lincoln's assassination, didn't you?"
I don't get the appeal at all. Like what do they do... say something stupid then read the replies while they touch themselves? - Vampyre_Ghost on trolls.
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Re: Video: we've fixed Assassin's Creed 3's civilian dialogu

Postby michaelhill2110 » 03 Apr 2013, 10:36

My turn

1: I used to be an assassin, then i took an arrow to the knee while jumping onto a bandwagon.

2: (while leap of faith-ing) NPC1: Its a bird!! NPC2: No! Its a Plane!!! NPC3: No!! It's...... wait wtf is a plane!?!?

3: Is a good thing 'health and safety' hasn't been invented yet
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Re: Video: we've fixed Assassin's Creed 3's civilian dialogu

Postby Muppetman51 » 03 Apr 2013, 12:10

That's brilliant. :D
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