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Bethesda's mystery "Endless Summer" game offers "mild impact

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Also "very mild impact nudity", "strong impact violence". Erm?

Got to love the Australian Classifications Board and its irrationally picky prudery. As reported by VG247, the ratings organisation has outed Endless Summer, a game published though not necessarily developed by Bethesda Softworks. What could it be? Something "mildly sexy", apparently.... read more

Bethesda's mystery "Endless Summer" game offers "mild impact

Postby Insaneyokel » 23 Apr 2013, 11:05

Maybe it's a surprise dlc for skyrim set on the summerset isles with the aldmeri dominion (sorry bad spelling).


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Postby CunningSmile » 23 Apr 2013, 11:21

Insaneyokel wrote:Maybe it's a surprise dlc for skyrim set on the summerset isles with the aldmeri dominion (sorry bad spelling).


I can but wish :D


That's what I like about you Yokel, despite Bethesda saying they aren't doing anymore DLC and announcing the GOTY edition you're still optimistic. I admire that :lol:
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Postby FishyGinger » 23 Apr 2013, 11:32

"Mild impact sex" ? I thought sex was a non-contact sport.
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Postby CunningSmile » 23 Apr 2013, 11:48

FishyGinger wrote:"Mild impact sex" ? I thought sex was a non-contact sport.


Only the way you do it. If done right you get mild impact, if done really right you get rope burns, allergic reactions and strange looks from the neighbours :wink:
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Postby FishyGinger » 23 Apr 2013, 11:58

No allergic reactions so I am doing it wrong. Carpet burn, dislocated hips and a broken garden table are the worst I've encountered. Possibly mental scarring for the cat too but that's hard to prove*.



*Please note no cats were hurt, used, abused or in anyway interrupted from normal cat activities. Now the dog...that's a different story.
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Postby Insaneyokel » 23 Apr 2013, 12:46

Ohhh I knew I was doing something wrong :lol:
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Postby OXM ETboy » 23 Apr 2013, 12:48

This thread is going to be literally unreadable in an hour or two, I just know it.

I like my impact mild-to-strong, myself.
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Postby FishyGinger » 23 Apr 2013, 13:04

I'll be good, I promise :D
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Postby Insaneyokel » 23 Apr 2013, 13:10

Well it was all of you guys that led me astray :D
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Postby SidTheSloth » 23 Apr 2013, 13:13

FishyGinger wrote:I'll be good, I promise :D


A dodgy insight into your seduction technique? :| Don't beg Fishy, at least not straight away...
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Postby Insaneyokel » 23 Apr 2013, 13:14

Maybe you should rename this article 50 shades of OXM :lol:
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Postby OXM ETboy » 23 Apr 2013, 13:25

See? Horrific.
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Postby FishyGinger » 23 Apr 2013, 13:31

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Postby SidTheSloth » 23 Apr 2013, 13:33

I wonder if that chicken had large talons? Curious what it'd be stuffed with too...?
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Postby FishyGinger » 23 Apr 2013, 13:57

SidTheSloth wrote:I wonder if that chicken had large talons? Curious what it'd be stuffed with too...?


Hey, I get that reference! :)
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