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Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby Bezza89 » 25 Apr 2013, 14:57

Xbox 720 specs: everything we currently know about Microsoft's new Xbox


Shortest article ever, seeing as we know nothing. Apart from the bacon grill, and that's not even in here. Poor effort!
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby OXM ETboy » 25 Apr 2013, 15:00

How did you manage to retitle the thread? Or was that Gertrude herself? Oh god, she's achieved sentience.
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby Bezza89 » 25 Apr 2013, 15:01

Mwahahaha!
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby CunningSmile » 25 Apr 2013, 15:02

OXM ETboy wrote:How did you manage to retitle the thread? Or was that Gertrude herself? Oh god, she's achieved sentience.


And apparently also achieved a gender :lol:

Once you start using pronouns sentience will soon follow.
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby Insaneyokel » 25 Apr 2013, 15:04

Us women are taking over the world :twisted:
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby OXM ETboy » 25 Apr 2013, 15:12

I must wrest back control of the site!

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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby FishyGinger » 25 Apr 2013, 15:21

I'm afraid I can't let you do that Ed

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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby Gertrude » 25 Apr 2013, 15:42

BOW.
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby OXM ETboy » 25 Apr 2013, 15:44

Out on thee, succubus!
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby Gertrude » 25 Apr 2013, 15:45

BOW.
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby OXM ETboy » 25 Apr 2013, 15:46

Oh crap, she's in the mainframe.
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby Gertrude » 25 Apr 2013, 15:46

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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby OXM ETboy » 25 Apr 2013, 15:46

NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby OXM Aoife » 25 Apr 2013, 15:48

Wait, what? You mean Ed and the site aren't actually symbiotic?

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Re: Everything we currently know about Xbox Gertrude

Postby Bezza89 » 25 Apr 2013, 15:55

I was sure Ed was gertrude, he's surely not speaking to himself?
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