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OXM 99: Castlevania! GTA 5! FIFA 14! Ultimate Minecraft guid

Postby SidTheSloth » 10 May 2013, 15:04

I like the subtle guilt trip to go and finish the 'pretty ace but why did i stop playing it again?' Castlevania, and i shall no doubt grab my (OXM) copy when i am back on the isle...

I see no mention of the incredible 8-page Dynasty Warriors 8 exposé you definitely promised was coming though Ed? Is that in next months issue? :)

I don't really want to, but i can sit and search for 'Dynasty Warriors 8' 20k times on OXM this afternoon if you need some form of statistical evidence to justify the time/space outlay to the 'Jontytor'?
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Postby OXM ETboy » 10 May 2013, 15:08

"Subtle"? I was aiming for "in your face, bellowing like a grizzly bear". Clearly my guilt trips need work ;)

I'd genuinely like to write about DW, you know. Would be quite hard to justify though.
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Postby CunningSmile » 10 May 2013, 15:26

OXM ETboy wrote:I'd genuinely like to write about DW, you know. Would be quite hard to justify though.


Why? It's not like it's a stupidly long running series that's far outstayed it's welcome and has seemingly one fan in the UK....oh wait, yes it is :wink:
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Postby OXM ETboy » 10 May 2013, 15:43

It's the world's best soap opera. Feudal celebs are constantly meeting up and having pyrotechnical tantrums at each other. It's like Asura's Wrath but with entire armies.
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Postby CunningSmile » 10 May 2013, 15:49

I suppose you're right...two fans, you and Sid :wink:
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Postby OXM ETboy » 10 May 2013, 15:52

Come, Sid. Let us destroy this heretic, with GIFS.

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Postby CunningSmile » 10 May 2013, 16:07

Oh my God, who is that at the end of that clip?! At the start he looks just like Superman, but then he puts on glasses and I'm totally lost :lol:
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Postby SidTheSloth » 10 May 2013, 16:59

CunningSmile wrote:
OXM ETboy wrote:I'd genuinely like to write about DW, you know. Would be quite hard to justify though.


Why? It's not like it's a stupidly long running series that's far outstayed it's welcome and has seemingly one fan in the UK....oh wait, yes it is :wink:


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Postby msbhvn » 10 May 2013, 17:27

I'd have bought it today, but due to unforeseen circumstances, I'm in worse financial shape than Greece until early next week. :(

Oh, and go and play Castlevania right now, Sid! Just don't buy the crappy DLC. :wink:
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