I think they'll release a new smaller version in a range of soothing pastel tones, with built in speakers that play whale music whilst you wait... and wait... and wait... for the system to boot and whilst you navigate through menus.
Or they'll announce a new dashboard or something etc.
Quite like some of the 'plug in' suggestions i'm seeing, but can't see it somehow. Functionality wise yes, but aesthetically i'm not sure it'd fit with their 'nice smooth lines' they've gone for with 'the special one'. Unless they bring out a new smaller version that looks like the one and still allow people with a slim to plug it in? Could still have strong sales for the new box then etc? Price cut is a good shout too, software price drop is as likely as Plasma recording this years xmas number 1, with Bezza & Rodent on backing vocals i suspect....
Sid is waving. Waving goodbye. It means he's leaving now. He's going. His final message to you, dear reader, is to always wash your hands after making a big pooh, and to remember that Hyrule Warriors
is a thing…!