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DARK Xbox 360

Postby Plamsa wing » 08 Jul 2013, 18:10

For what it's worth, DARK intrigues me somewhat. It feels like one of those games with some great ideas, but with a poor payoff. Saying that, don't think I could pay £25-30 for it. Will most likely pick it up when it's going cheap though.
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Re: DARK Xbox 360

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Re: DARK Xbox 360

Postby Weasal » 08 Jul 2013, 20:27

Metalrodent wrote:http://www.oxm.co.uk/viewer.php?mode=article&id=35546

what the hell is up with his neck?


The gun is blocking some of it
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Re: DARK Xbox 360

Postby SidTheSloth » 08 Jul 2013, 20:46

OXM wrote:Free blood transfusions on the national stealth service


Ha! How did i know this was a Log review from just that one line? Quality, and a really good review imo too, i can almost taste the desperate desire for the game to be better than it is....!

Such a shame, mediocre scores probably means crap sales or the perennial "i'll get it when cheap" (which why not if it's only a bit above average?), probably means they won't make another etc and thus continues the circle of shite, sorry, life.
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Re: DARK Xbox 360

Postby FishyGinger » 09 Jul 2013, 08:51

SidTheSloth wrote:
Ha! How did i know this was a Log review from just that one line? Quality, and a really good review imo too, i can almost taste the desperate desire for the game to be better than it is....!

Such a shame, mediocre scores probably means crap sales or the perennial "i'll get it when cheap" (which why not if it's only a bit above average?), probably means they won't make another etc and thus continues the circle of shite, sorry, life.


You need to give up those philosophy classes.

You'd have thunk having a vampire as a player character would automatically make a game better. Oh well.
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Re: DARK Xbox 360

Postby CunningSmile » 09 Jul 2013, 12:36

And I was so hoping this would be my long awaited console answer to Vampire The Masquerade. Why did you go bust Troika? :(

EDIT: More depressingly this seems to be one of the more favorable reviews
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Re: DARK Xbox 360

Postby FishyGinger » 09 Jul 2013, 12:41

My thoughts exactly.
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Re: DARK Xbox 360

Postby Drainwater » 10 Jul 2013, 00:13

CunningSmile wrote:And I was so hoping this would be my long awaited console answer to Vampire The Masquerade. Why did you go bust Troika? :(


We'll never be that lucky. Still, looking at the little bit of gameplay I've seen, it's almost like they'd played Bloodlines themselves but didn't quite know how to recreate it or something.
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Re: DARK Xbox 360

Postby theatticusera » 13 Jul 2013, 18:43

I couldn't finish the first level of this game it was that bad. Its repetitive game play bored me after around an hour. The difficulty comes from putting you in a room with 20 guards (not an exaggeration) and telling you to get to the other end of it
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