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Spartacus Legends

Postby TippiestRook99 » 17 Jul 2013, 13:08

I never want to pay anything for the game or any free to play games but the gold is extremly overpriced.
12000 microsoft points for about 350 gold.
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby Nexoi » 17 Jul 2013, 13:12

XBOX, Y U GIVE CRAP FREE GAME?!
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby msbhvn » 17 Jul 2013, 13:28

Legends is nominally based on the American TV series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, in which the titular gladiator graphically dismembers his enemies and has frankly dizzying amounts of intercourse with several women.


WRONG! Spartacus (willingly) has sex with exactly two women in the course of the three series, one of which is his wife. A third he is ordered to do by his master in the first series, which doesn't really count.
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby OXM ETboy » 17 Jul 2013, 13:35

Cue conversation about how much sex you consider to be "dizzying"...
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby CunningSmile » 17 Jul 2013, 13:38

TippiestRook99 wrote:I never want to pay anything for the game or any free to play games but the gold is extremly overpriced.
12000 microsoft points for about 350 gold.


I keep seeing that and always think it's a typing error. Surely they can't honestly be charging over £100 for ingame gold?
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby FishyGinger » 17 Jul 2013, 14:28

OXM ETboy wrote:Cue conversation about how much sex you consider to be "dizzying"...


3 sessions for you then, judging by msbhvns post :P
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby PCG The_B » 17 Jul 2013, 14:37

It's probably the sex scene that takes place on top of a really tall building which causes Spartacus' previously unmentioned vertigo to kick in and may have just been entirely made up by me.
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby PonderingWalrus » 17 Jul 2013, 14:51

And to think I almost downloaded this. Almost.
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby Bobo888 » 17 Jul 2013, 18:32

msbhvn wrote:
Legends is nominally based on the American TV series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, in which the titular gladiator graphically dismembers his enemies and has frankly dizzying amounts of intercourse with several women.


WRONG! Spartacus (willingly) has sex with exactly two women in the course of the three series, one of which is his wife. A third he is ordered to do by his master in the first series, which doesn't really count.


I think you're wrong actually, there's Sura, Mira and Laeta who he has lots of sexytimes with, so the original description is about right :p

As for the game I was disappointed, played a few hours and then never went back on. These kind of free to play games work on mobile because you can just hop on while bored/watching tv etc. I'm not happy to wait 30 minutes for there to be the right type of fighter available to purchase with a console game.

I just wish somebody would make a game that follows the whole story arc of Spartacus in the series, it's so perfect for a game.
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby msbhvn » 18 Jul 2013, 10:11

Bobo888 wrote:I think you're wrong actually, there's Sura, Mira and Laeta who he has lots of sexytimes with, so the original description is about right :p


I never realised he had sex with Mira. That'll teach me to watch four episodes at a time. Laeta he only slept with once in the third series. Most of the scenes with Sura were flashbacks to the first episode, for obvious reasons that I don't want to post spoilers about. That's hardly "dizzying amounts of intercourse with several different women". I think he has Spartacus confused with Gannicus in Gods of the Arena.
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby cade360 » 18 Jul 2013, 16:35

TippiestRook99 wrote:I never want to pay anything for the game or any free to play games but the gold is extremly overpriced.
12000 microsoft points for about 350 gold.


12000 MP! 0_o Is that a typo or...
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby TippiestRook99 » 18 Jul 2013, 17:18

cade360 wrote:
TippiestRook99 wrote:I never want to pay anything for the game or any free to play games but the gold is extremly overpriced.
12000 microsoft points for about 350 gold.


12000 MP! 0_o Is that a typo or...

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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby Joe90_Remy700 » 19 Jul 2013, 11:49

OXM ETboy wrote:Cue conversation about how much sex you consider to be "dizzying"...

any more than once a month for me. and at that, it leaves me confused rather than dizzy, as i try to figure out what the wife wants from me...
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby Captain_Chao5 » 30 Jul 2013, 09:46

I downloaded this, played thru the 'tutorial' and the first few 'fights' BORED!!! Now I have the embarrassment of the single achievement stuck on my gamercard for evermore. :(
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Re: Spartacus Legends

Postby CunningSmile » 30 Jul 2013, 10:19

Captain_Chao5 wrote:I downloaded this, played thru the 'tutorial' and the first few 'fights' BORED!!! Now I have the embarrassment of the single achievement stuck on my gamercard for evermore. :(


I hate that, I'm forever scarred by too many single achievements because I turned on a crap game :(
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