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I was vaguely impressed by what I'd heard of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy 13 till I read this DualShockers combo-transcript of two interviews from Famitsu and Dengeki, in which designer Masaru Suzuki and character modelling designer Nobuhiro Goto express their delight at the game's all-new boob physics. Square Enix has been taking notes from the Dead or Alive series, it seems.... read more

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Postby Metalrodent » 29 Jul 2013, 11:01

well I'm sold on this game now :lol:

In fairness it technically* does add some realism, obviously if they go down the DoA road then no

*I'm sure thats what Team Ninja said at first
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Postby captainhetty » 29 Jul 2013, 11:10

Seriously...?
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Postby Bugsquat » 29 Jul 2013, 11:11

Oh you guys!
Only in Japan would such an element of...gameplay? receive such publicity :D
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Postby Johnbhoy69 » 29 Jul 2013, 11:12

Hey Square Enix, how about less time making boobs jiggle and more time working on things that will actually make the XIII series less of a joke, cheers.
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Postby FishyGinger » 29 Jul 2013, 11:22

captainhetty wrote:Seriously...?


I don't see the problem. First the 'men only' adverts which rather weirdly are on the fluid conversion chart web page and now someone seemingly only interested in giant bouncing tits. If they add in some tentacle porn then everything will be perfect.

I'd say it's all a bit sad really but then I'm not really surprised. At least Rodents happy.
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Postby delpoi » 29 Jul 2013, 11:25

First it was Tombraider around the feminism issue and the suggested well you know which scene when it came out, and now Japan comes straight out with this...Japan I love you for your wacky zaniness but you be crazy :shock:
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Postby delpoi » 29 Jul 2013, 11:27

captainhetty wrote:Seriously...?


Exactly...i laughed when I read the title but this is a bit to much O_o
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Postby iEdwin » 29 Jul 2013, 11:35

Tits! :lol: :mrgreen:
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Postby mulieman » 29 Jul 2013, 12:09

what about the thing I'm not going to mention on a public forum because I'm not an idiot?

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Postby PonderingWalrus » 29 Jul 2013, 12:22

mulieman wrote:what about the ****?


EDIT: Whoops! That didn't work. :oops:

Have this instead:

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Postby captainhetty » 29 Jul 2013, 12:35

In the interests of sexual equality I want a gorgeous male character in budgie smugglers so I can watch his package jiggle. It's only fair.
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Postby Metalrodent » 29 Jul 2013, 12:36

captainhetty wrote:In the interests of sexual equality I want a gorgeous male character in budgie smugglers so I can watch his package jiggle. It's only fair.

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Postby SilentDark » 29 Jul 2013, 13:01

We need a facepalm smiley, why don't we have a facepalm smiley?

Was their some kind of clamoring for this? Did fans complain that the ladies didn't jiggle enough in the first two games? Was that why so many people thought FFXIII sucked?

Besides Lightning isn't exactly stacked to Mai Shiranui proportions, is it really going to be that noticeable?
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Postby Chameleon » 29 Jul 2013, 13:20

SilentDark wrote:Did fans complain that the ladies didn't jiggle enough in the first two games?

I had a friend (well, 'online acquaintance') complain about the lack of jiggling from Lara Croft in the latest Tomb Raider. Detracted from the realism, I'm sure. Another SquareEnix game, so maybe he wasn't the only one, and it was subsequently fed back to various devs under the SqareEnix umbrella? Who knows?

Also, agree about the lack of facepalm smiley. :roll: is the closest to that sentiment, I think.

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Re: Square Enix explains how to see Lightning's breasts jigg

Postby captainhetty » 29 Jul 2013, 13:32

Metalrodent wrote:
captainhetty wrote:In the interests of sexual equality I want a gorgeous male character in budgie smugglers so I can watch his package jiggle. It's only fair.

Indie games market place > Mount Your Friends (seriously, has to be seen to be believed)


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