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How sexy is the Xbox One? An OXM Breakdown special report

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Log asks the questions no sane man would seek to answer

Don't pretend you weren't wondering, and don't pretend sex isn't something you can score out of 10, either. The latest OXM Breakdown is an unflinching, unstinting and very unsavoury investigation of Xbox One's raunch factor, presided over as always by the One (hah) and Onely (too much?) Log. If you've ever wondered where humanity is going, now that other human beings don't need to be physically present before we can interact with them, this video paints a grim picture. A grim picture of some sex.... read more

How sexy is the Xbox One? An OXM Breakdown special report

Postby Neil H » 19 Aug 2013, 17:32

More importantly - how does it smell?
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How sexy is the Xbox One? An OXM Breakdown special report

Postby msbhvn » 19 Aug 2013, 17:36

That eye contact between Jonty and Log... :shock:

I expect Log to be on a Marks and Spencer food advert any day now. "Dine in for two for £10 at your M&S!" :lol:
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Postby OXM ETboy » 19 Aug 2013, 17:38

msbhvn wrote:That eye contact between Jonty and Log... :shock:


They're never allowed to do that again, ever. I've told them I'll write to the Daily Mail if they do.
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Postby Plamsa wing » 19 Aug 2013, 17:41

Phwoar! That Xbox One makes my software hard.

This is probably the best breakdown ever done.

On a side note: Now that Log has licked it, I wonder if Microsoft will even want that particular Xbox One back.
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Postby TippiestRook99 » 19 Aug 2013, 17:47

Oh the curves on that D-pad.
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Postby Killing Machine » 19 Aug 2013, 18:05

Ahahaha. That was actually funny.

My favorite part was when he suggests adventurous gamers will plug the Xbox One into itself... hehehe.
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Postby Metalrodent » 19 Aug 2013, 18:13

the tension between log and jonty....
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Postby PCG The_B » 19 Aug 2013, 18:20

OXM ETboy wrote:They're never allowed to do that again, ever. I've told them I'll write to the Daily Mail if they do.


I'm not even going to apologise for this. It's the gif both none and all of you wanted:

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Postby KernowDevil23 » 19 Aug 2013, 18:21

Mmmmm.......

Even though Log is undeniably a fine specimen, I can't help but lean towards Miss Chobot. :D

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Postby Grummy » 19 Aug 2013, 18:23

Have you lost weight Log? You're looking good bro.
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Postby Grummy » 19 Aug 2013, 18:24

KernowDevil23 wrote:Mmmmm.......

Even though Log is undeniably a fine specimen, I can't help but lean towards Miss Chobot. :D

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That chobot pic looks like one of those PG porn pics where they replace happy parts with random objects.
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Postby KernowDevil23 » 19 Aug 2013, 18:25

Grummy wrote:Have you lost weight Log? You're looking good bro.


Perhaps this is the reason Jonty is glaring at him lovingly?
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Postby Neil H » 19 Aug 2013, 18:29

The first thing I do after unwrapping a shiny new console is smell it for a good minute - I can't be the only one right :?:
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Postby Metalrodent » 19 Aug 2013, 18:29

PCG The_B wrote:I'm not even going to apologise for this. It's the gif both none and all of you wanted:

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Still a better love story then twilight, truly touching
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Postby PCG The_B » 19 Aug 2013, 18:42

Metalrodent wrote:Still a better love story then twilight, truly touching


I'm not saying MS should open their Gamescom conference with that gif with this video playing behind it, with the lyrics changed to "How do I get Xbox One?" but yes I totally am.
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