Ryse above it: how to be the worst gladiator on Xbox One

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Ryse above it: how to be the worst gladiator on Xbox One

Postby Grummy » 26 Sep 2013, 21:33

Sounds like you've been having a ton of fun there Edders. I must admit, reading all these previews has been renewing my interest slowly but surely. A great write up too, da iawn.
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Re: Ryse above it: how to be the worst gladiator on Xbox One

Postby OXM ETboy » 27 Sep 2013, 08:30

Thanks mate :) Ryse is a bit of a laugh, yes. I somehow doubt it's going to topple games like Devil May Cry, GoW, etc, but it's pleasantly nonsensical, and it obviously looks the part.
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Postby CunningSmile » 27 Sep 2013, 12:23

Nice to see you are as skillful as ever Edwin. Just out of interest how often does Aoife "Apparently best at everything" Wilson take the piss? :lol:
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Postby OXM ETboy » 27 Sep 2013, 15:43

I've managed to convince her that it's all a carefully orchestrated act.
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